I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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