I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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