Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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