what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We named our party play list daddy issues
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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