She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
the raccoons are back...
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