did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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