I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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