That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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