Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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