You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When did we convert life to cartoon?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize