You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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