Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Dick very happy bro
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.