I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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