ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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