Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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