you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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