I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
40s are totally the cure
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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