We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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