A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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