You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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