He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
