You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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