i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Bring me that man meat
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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