So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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