I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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