Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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