We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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