Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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