are you still at the devil's house?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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