hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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