Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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