CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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