i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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