why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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