Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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