Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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