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Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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