It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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