Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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