a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
The adults are the big ones right?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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