I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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