i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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