Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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