Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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