I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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the liver wants what the liver wants
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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