Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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