I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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