I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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