he puts the penis in happiness.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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