Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Life is so much better after having sex.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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