I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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