I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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