i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
