Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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