I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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