Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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