I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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