This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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